The High Hat Club is a Finalist for the Best Malort Bar…in the WORLD

Guess what, jerks! The High Hat Club is a finalist for being one of the best Malort bars in the world! Yes…the whole f@#!ng world. The following photo says it all people.

Now, you’ll notice that the High Hat is a “finalist”. I personally want us to be the winner. Why? Because we deserve it, that’s why! Now get your voting fingers over to this site and type in “HIGH-HAT CLUB” in all capital letters (kidding, you don’t need to do that – lowercase is fine). If we win, guess who’s having a Marlot party to celebrate – and we’ll have faces like this to show for it.

And I’ll be there to refill your glass and take a photo for our wall of shfame.